Whoville

This post is inspired by the lovely @joiwinds and the most disagreeable @tendollars4ways. I thank you both for inspiring me….

Joiwinds wrote a post that introduced herself. I found it most enjoyable. Tendollars4ways wrote a post that I responded to and his response to me was most disheartening. Anyhoo; I thought it would be fun to introduce myself with as much information as I feel comfortable in sharing (reckon this’ll be a short post)

First, I feel I should probably clear the air with Alexander Hamilton, and say that yes, I’m a Conservative, but I don’t mind hearing the viewpoints of Progressives. I believe a pleasant conversation/debate between two people is most agreeable and enlightening (@lovegrove and @agnophilo are perfect examples of people I agree to disagree with, yet I find myself quite charmed by them).

And yes, I’m a Christian. I don’t think that makes me some sort of crazy fanatic as I do indeed feel love for folks, have an open mind, and have very engaging converstations with people from all different religions (@versatil has given me a ton of information on the Muslim religion, and I am grateful).

I am married to the best man ever and have two beautiful sons. I also have two cats, two dogs, two snakes, two mice, and one hamster (yes, it’s a jungle around here). I live in FL. I take care of a schizophrenic man. I have worked as a singer, an actor, a teacher, a court reporter, a cosmetologist, and now, a caregiver. Dang! This probably sounds like I have A.D.D.! Hmm….I wonder what it would be like to try my hand at being a chef…… What was I talking about? Oh, yes! Me.

What else? Confession: I’m very naughty. Of course it isn’t my fault, I have merely been influenced by some very saucy xangans. (I won’t name names here as it would take up the entire page; but you know who you are as well as the influence that you have over me. (Yes, it’s all THEIR fault!) We’ll just refer to it as peer pressure, shall we? (yes, that’s it, peer pressure!).

No more boring and rather sordid details of me. I reckon I’m just tryin to give people an idea of my character and let you know that I don’t have any ill will if we disagree on something. I just prefer civility. But hey, I can always change the channel here, right?

To boldly go……

Yesterday, I was reading @BoulderChristina an article that she posted about the monogamy hormone. Being the nosy Rosy that I am, I asked if her article was implying open marriages. She replied with a very frank and honest answer that yes, they are swingers. Now my curiosity was in overdrive. I started reading her older posts and gained a lot of knowledge about this lifestyle. If I am honest with myself, it is something that is highly appealing to me. But A) I’m a Lutheran and we feel more guilt than the Jews and B) I’m a bit of a chicken, thus no tattoos….. Wish I were bold. I will say that I’m no angel. Prior to my marriage of nearly 17 years now, I was quite promiscuous. I was not deterred by age, sex, race, religion, or the number of people involved. It was all good fun in my mind. These days, I just have my fantasies. Thankfully, I have a very rich imagination. For intance, I would love to see an 18-year-old hottie service my husband as much as I would love to have him watch me service another man. I would take the plunge into the swinger life because it is my nature, but, for the aforementioned reasons; I will live vicariously through what I read and hear of these adventures. Yes, I’m extremely envious of BoulderChristina….. Just out of curiousity, when you do “hook up” with someone, is it because you are attracted to their mind or their physical appearance? I say this because I have big computer crushes on a lot of guys and dolls, because of the way they think. What’s funny is that they are part of my fantasies and I’ve never so much as met them. And now you all know my newest crush

The Musical Musings of Kellsbells

I read with interest your article “What I’m listening to.” Being a musician, I’m always very curious about what people like to listen to because you truly open a window into another’s soul. Unfortunately for me, most people are a bit turned off when I mention the latest opera I’m listening to.  So…. this article got me thinking (never a good thing)…. How could I bring people into my sick and twisted opera-loving mind in a positive manner?  So I started thinking about Casanova’s memoirs and how he basically used the art of seduction (of course he did incorporate lots of foreplay and, well…… chocolate……hey, he wasn’t the world’s greatest lover for nothing!) So instead of scaring you with some Wagner; I thought, who the hello doesn’t love Gilbert and Sullivan? Hey, it’s even in English! Perhaps I will be able to seduce you by going slowly and gently……..

I have chosen three numbers from the operetta The Pirates of Penzance. Although I played Mabel in this show, I think I would have been more appropriate as the Pirate King. We both think we’re cool, when in fact, we’re klutzes.

K.K. shall be the king as she is quite suited for the role.

Greg is the Major General for obvious reasons…..also, maybe he can tell me what a sat-a-gee is???

Our host with the most is the lead, Freddy.  Frederick is extremely kind and, well, brutally honest…

Maybe some of you folks will get turned on by opera. Wasn’t this fun? We can have a beautiful time with chocolate when we get to Wagner; and I won’t let the German, Italian or French intimidate you…..  Gosh, I hope I’m being sweet and delicate enough with all of you opera virgins…… baby steps….Dang! I forgot my chocolate! (Casanova is not pleased!)

The Gift… (that keeps on giving)

So my husband returned from travel last night and it was, as usual, a most joyful and fulfilling reunion. Now, typically, he purchases a gift for me while he is gone. These gifts are usually t-shirts or jeans, &c. (yes, I dress like a bag lady most of the time). So it was with great surprise when I opened his latest gift for me last night. Yes, I received a “Clone-A-Willy Kit – Make An Exact Vibrating Rubber Copy Of ANY Penis” (their wording, not mine). Apparently, the man is to insert his erected penis into this mold and then fill the mold with some sort of rubber mix. And voila! You’ve got a customized, vibrating penis. I suppose the purpose of this is so when your husband is on travel, you can still have him around…. er, part of him, anyway. As much as I adore t-shirts, I think I will be able to utilise this gift to its full advantage. C’mon; have you never received a gift that took your breath away?

The Flirt

So I was over @dirtbubble reading his article entitled The Thing, when I became inspired to write my own post on my adventures, or misadventures in computer flirting. Let me back up, here….

Apparently, D.B.’s wife seems to be upset about him chatting with the laaadies. I get it. A while back ago, I let my flirting get out of hand (way outta hand) and it upset my husband greatly. In my defense, everyone who knows me knows I’m a big flirt. I am not deterred by sex, age, race or religion. Yep. No one is spared. However; I am now very conscientious about how far to take my flirting.

Honestly, at first I didn’t understand my husband’s anger. I was by no means sexually aroused when having that aforementioned conversation; I just thought it good sport. Furthermore, I’m not a good enough typist to masturbate and type at the same time. That said; it was outta line because it upset the love of my life.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m still going to flirt (except with D.B., of course ) and continue to have my “computer crushes” on folks, (got quite a few at Xanga and RNL) but I’ll keep it clean. At least, I’ll try…….

Just out of curiousity, am I alone in my proclivity?