Turning the Tables

18 Jun

If Providence had handed the Democrat party what has been handed the Republican party via the Comey testimony, you can bet some trials would be happening tomorrow. Why aren’t the Republicans prosecuting?

While I’m no lawyer, it seems that some things are obvious. You’ve got the head honcho of the FBI admitting to obstruction of justice on his part by leaking (supposedly) classified intel to the press. I say supposedly because I believe this Russian nonsense is a cover-up for the Clinton pay-to-play money laundering scheme. The Russian uranium deal was just one of the many benefits to foreigners who contributed to the US, er, Clinton Foundation while she was SOS. Why is the 800 lb. gorilla in the room ignored by the RINOs?

Then Comey admitted to the obstruction of justice by Obama’s AG, Loretta Lynch; that should’ve been a big “HELLO MCFLY”!! to the Republicans to take action. Instead; who the hell should pipe in with: “Houston, we have a problem”? Ironically, the biggest SJW on Capitol Hill says we need to take action. Oh, and the media. The media – who should also be prosecuted for libel – immediately took action……………diverting Comey’s testimony! Who needs the National Enquirer when you’ve got the WaPo, NYT and Politico? Let’s not forget Clinton News Network.

At this point, I’ve come to expect the RINOs to do what they do best: Nothing. Good Grief!! It’s a wonder the president is getting anything done surrounded by these cuckroaches .

Speaking of ancient, creepy insects, Ginsberg should recuse herself from any executive arguments as she made it clear that she has an obvious bias against Trump.

Perhaps it is best that Trump ignore the bread and circuses, and continue getting done what he can. Americans are sick of the time and money being wasted on this ridiculous witch hunt. The boiling point of all of this rabid Trump hatred has resulted in the Scalise shooting. In that case, too, Providence was on the Republicans’ side.

Obviously, the RINOs have their heads so far up their butts, they are blind to Divine intervention. It’s time to start a revolution…………by the pen not the sword. The RINOs must be destroyed via social media. Off the top of my head are the very outspoken Cuckmeister Ryan and Cuckosaurus McCain.

At least some people on the right get it, and are speaking up…

 

Musings on the Left’s Mental Meltdown

8 Jun

When I think about the left in society, there’s a funny skit that pops into my mind. It could be summed up as what the right knows to be truth, and how the left contorts that truth.

Currently the left is in #FULLMENTALMELTDOWN mode. It really boils down to their “house nigger” (as Bill Maher would say) not being in the White House. Some old, rich white guy tellin em like it is; well, that’s jes unacceptable. Not racist, mind you, jes unacceptable. Because they are powerless to do anything about it; they start short circuiting.

When Kathy Griffin did her photo-op with Trump’s head, she figured her shocking display would make her the hero of the lefties and her gay following. (As an aside; the irony of her “joke” completely escapes her as gays are not tolerated by the religion of beheaders.) After she didn’t get the hero status she imagined, and was dumped by the collective (the horror!) , she had a #FULLMENTALMELTDOWN and blamed…….. Trump?! Classic. The beauty part? These imbecilic shenanigans guarantee four more years of Republican leadership.

If you get on the FB, you’d think congress was going to hold impeachment hearings tomorrow. These people have the unsubstantiated Russian/ Trump election fraud theory so far up their butts, they’re common sense is falling out of their……………. where ever. They can’t/won’t answer why the Russians would give a rat’s ass about Trump winning the election. They can’t/won’t answer why the Wikileaks actually proves the Clinton campaign/DNC had committed election fraud (among other things.)

For the left, hearsay is fact, and the Trump/Russian conspiracy is all going to come to light when Comey testifies Thursday. They missed the big clue that Trump’s allowing him to testify. Logic sails over their heads faster than Gore’s save-the-planet jumbo jet.

Yesterday morning I read that a few lefty networks are going to air the Comey hearings in place of their regular programs. That ought to go over really well. See, it doesn’t matter that C-SPAN already airs it; the lefties have to add their commentary. It’s really smart on their part because the parishioners of the left love to quote the experts………..like Dr. Leo DiCrappio on climate change, for example.

Speaking of climate change, the left refuses to actually read any opposing views from credible scientists. They won’t question what happened regarding Climategate. Above all, they refuse to follow the money regarding the Paris Accord. Pittsburgh Guy puts it succinctly.

On the bright side, America is winning with Trump at the helm. Unlike the disciples on the left, some of us can see the forest for the trees. Once the immigration ban goes to the SCOTUS, we’ll win on that front too. There will be a YUGE lefty meltdown when it happens.

If you’re thinking of reasoning with a lefty, forget it. You’d have an easier time converting a Muslim to Lutheranism.

Scent of a Cat Woman

10 May

Last week I stayed at a hotel chain that I’ll refrain from mentioning due to their ineptitude. To be fair, perhaps I had that I-heart-cats look in my eyes because that’s where they stuck me; in a room permeating the nauseating odor of cat urine. I was far too tired to switch rooms, but when they asked for a review a few days later, I flat out told them that they should ask folks if they have a cat because the only people immune to this particular smell are crazy cat ladies; aka hoarders and women’s rights marchers.

Yesterday I got reminded of that favorite eau de Lib scent as I read this glorified interview of the castrated Brad Pitt. Ever notice how Hollywood shuns the alpha male these days? America can’t be allowed a true alpha male as a lead actor because that would disrupt the progressive/crazy cat lady agenda. So here I am, lookin at this angst-ridden, pink skinny-jean-wearin, funky-tea drinkin, mamby –pamby beta male who has succumbed to the Progressive cult –not unlike the other beta lead in Hollywood; the fruit-loopy, couch-jumping, Scientology-cult poster boy, Tom Cruise — and I’m thinkin Clint Eastwood nailed it when he said there is a pussification of America.

The irony of the Cult of the Crazy Cat Ladies is that their impetus to control everyone/thing via government is the cause for their own loss of control, or their own freedoms if you will. Then again; the crazy cat lady must subconsciously know that the govt. is the easiest to defraud…

The other day I received an e-mail that perfectly illustrates this. Oh, and it’s all factual; I actually know some women who do some of these things and more! Here’s the e-mail:  

For a guy and his girlfriend with two kids all you have to do is follow these proven steps:
 
1. Don’t marry her!

2. Always use your mom’s address to get your mail.
3. The guy buys a house.
4. The guy rents out house to his girlfriend with his 2 kids.
5. Section 8 will pay $900 a month for a 3 bedroom home.
6. Girlfriend signs up for Obamacare so guy doesn’t have to pay for family insurance.
7. Girlfriend gets to go to college for free being a single mother
8. Girlfriend gets $600 a month for food stamps.
9. Girlfriend gets a free cell phone.

10. Girlfriend gets free utilities.
11. Guy moves into home, but continues to use moms address for his mail
12. Girlfriend claims one kid and guy claims the other kid on their tax forms. Now both get to claim head of household at $1800 credit.
13. Girlfriend gets $1,800 a month disability for being “crazy” or having a “bad back” and never has to work again.

 

This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed now by millions of people.

 

A married couple with a stay at home mom yields $0 dollars.
 
An unmarried couple with stay at home mom nets $21,600 disability + $10,800 free housing + $6,000 free Obamacare + $6,000 free food + $4,800 free utilities + $6,000 Pell grant money to spend + $12,000 a year in college tuition free from Pell grant + $8,800 tax benefit for being a single mother = $75,000 a year in benefits!
 
Any idea why the country is $19 trillion plus in debt and half the population is sitting on their butt letting the other half pay their way??? 

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Sounds like winner winner chicken dinner, right? In this example, the crazy cat lady has allowed the govt. to crawl into her vagina, deliver her babies, and raise them from birth. The problem with Uncle Sam being every crazy cat lady’s baby daddy is that we become a nation of crazy cat ladies and beta dogs that heel to Uncle Sam. Oh, wait……………….it’s already happening.

 

If you don’t believe me, look across the pond. The frou-frou Frenchies just sealed their fate. Do you think an alpha Muslim from the desert is going to heel to that French poodle? Hmmmm….an insipid nursery rhyme just popped into my head: London Bridge is falling down……. my fair lady. SSDC (same shit different city)

 

 

 

Just happened to get a pic of the fair lady before a pro-immigration march:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Great Right Hope

15 Mar

Isn’t it funny that Nancy Pelosi now wants to know what’s in a bill before it’s passed? Isn’t it funny that Democrats are suddenly curious and outraged by the replacement Republican health care bill, when it actually keeps or renames a lot of the Obamacare costs? The official outline of the Republican plan sounds really great. The problem is that when you’ve got Eddie Munster pushing so hard to get it through, you know it’s got RINO written all over it. Enter Rand Paul.

While Dr. Paul isn’t the only conservative pushing for a repeal-then-replace vote, he is definitely the most vocal. Here’s a really great 9 minute interview in which he surmises his position. In case you’re too impatient or don’t want to hear the screeching Dems at the top of the clip, here are the key talking points:

  • The replacement (Paul Ryan) bill: Too big, more govt., cost too much, make things worse
  • Repeal first; it was unanimous before, will be again. Work from there on replace
  • Disagreements on replacement bill: Ryan says it’s a conservative’s dream, Rand says it’s Obamacare Lite: Keeps subsidies, just renames them tax credits; keeps all taxes for a year; keeps Cadillac tax forever; individual mandate penalty for no insurance to be paid to insurance agency instead of govt., thus one reason for $100B in insurance subsidies for bailout
  • If govt. keeps allowing people to get insurance after they’re sick, they will. Pass Obamacare Lite, and insurance premiums will still go up because of pre-existing conditions, thus another reason for the insurance subsidies
  • Rand’s plan: Allow individuals to get group insurance to allay cost of preexisting condition
  • Subsidizing rather than competition costs more: You can give people insurance with borrowed money or create a market place where the cost goes down so that the individual is paying less, thus young, healthy people can afford health insurance.
  • Believe in competition, choice, freedom, capitalism.
  • Replace with a bipartisan bill: Allow debate with both parties to vote on Obamacare Lite, Rand Paul’s bill, Obamacare, or aspects of the three.

The CBO has said the Obamacare Lite bill will be extremely costly ($337B) and exclude 24 million. Obviously. Entitlement programs ain’t cheap, and the exclusion of people is partially due to the potential downsizing of Obama’s bloated Medicaid rolls.

Now would be a good time to contact your representative and let them know you’d prefer Rand’s idea of repeal and replace………………..or at least a healthy debate over Eddie Munster’s bill.

 

Sexercise

7 Mar

This has got to be the best solution to get in shape. The problem is that older women have the libidos of 17-year-old males, yet have no sexual interest in teens…………..unless you’re Madonna.

 

See ya in the funny papers

6 Feb

Before bed I like to do some reading on the web. Imagine my surprise when I read that Atlanta was ahead and New England was predicted to have only a 1% chance of winning. I was surprised because there were 5 or so minutes left in the 4th quarter, and everyone with a lick of sense knows that 5 football minutes equals 50 real-life minutes, so it’s an eternity in which anything can happen. Duh. Just another reason why I don’t care to watch sports…

As I was web surfing, over at NBC they had an article claiming the Super Bowl was all about politics. Apparently, pastimes are a thing of the past. It’s all about what America (i.e. the Trump protestors) want, and by gosh, we’re gonna give it to the rest of you in the most subtle of messages because then you’ll magically, deliciously agree with our insanity. Then New England pulled a Trump, and NBC had to revamp their linked article….it’s actually a funnier version than last night.

Today, strangely (or maybe not) no one else seemed to agree with NBC that the game was political. Perhaps the subtlety of the message was just too subtle. Then again, conservatives are so accustomed to having little digs taken at them in movies, television, talk shows, news, &c. that we have compassion fatigue. That’s the fatigue you get when you fake laugh at a joke that isn’t funny, or you humor a pseudo-intellect with no common sense who blathers on about the biology of gender fluidity.

Speaking of politics (or a lack of common sense), I keep getting these letters from Senator Cruz. They say, “Kelly, do you want us to do whatever it takes to fight the Democrats?” Then I push the Yes button, and am taken to a donation site. Now I love Cruz (nasally twang and all) but what fresh hell is this? Is he not aware that the members of Congress are some of the highest paid Americans? I thought we were already paying them to fight for our best interests. Now they need more? I like to daydream the outcome of a donation from me….

Closing my eyes, I envision a black and white NY gangster movie; your classic film noir gumshoe genre. Cruz comes up to Schumer, and in a NY accent says, “Now look here, Chuckie; you’re gonna take this fin, you’re gonna sit down, and you’re gonna shut your pie hole. Ms. Bells wants that you do these things for her, see?” And with hands up and big, wide eyes, Schumer says, “Easy, easy, Teddy! My boys and I have no issues with Ms. Bells!” With a big grin, Cruz replies, “That’s right, Chuckie; I’ll see ya in the funny papers”!

That’s how the D.C. drama plays out in my head. In truth, the place is far more dramatic than that, which is why Trump fits right in. It is also why he is beating them at their own game; he’s better at it. Currently, I look forward to this travel ban going to the SCOTUS. If it is found to be unconstitutional, it is going to hurt the Dems far more than the Reps……………and that is going to be the funniest thing of all.

Scuse me while I kiss the sky

26 Jan

With each initiative that Trump makes — and he is the president of daily initiatives (high energy) — liberal mouths begin to froth, and their snarls become rabid barks. If you don’t believe me, go to the FB for a really good laugh.

 

 

 

 

Up to this point, I have no problems with any of Trump’s initiatives. Quite frankly, I think they’re beautiful. So yeah, I’m gloating in the well-earned state of bliss that comes from suffering for eight + years.

 

 

 

 

 

 

At least the liberal beta males – easily outed by their comments — can take heart in knowing that they still have this:

 

And the devout members of the Pussyhat Club for WomenTM can take heart in knowing that they still have this:

Meanwhile, conservatives will continue to relish in the fact that it is only Week One of Trump’s presidency. J