Pussy Galore

11 Oct

If you’ve been on the internet lately, you’ve been inundated with pussy. In the media’s eyes, Trump’s private conversation with Billy Bush was as spectacular as the bombing of Pearl Harbor. While I don’t condone his comments, I certainly don’t feel that I was privy to the conversation, nor do I have any clue if that is indeed the way boys talk in private. What I do know is that it certainly paled in comparison to Clinton’s deeds.

What really miffed me was how quickly the slimy House Speaker Paul Ryan made a big publicity stunt about it. Suddenly, he’s become this Political Puritan who condemns his own party’s candidate, yet bows his head in reverence to the corruption of the pussy candidate. He’s got to keep the one-party system running come hell or high water. Basically, he’s pussy whipped.

So the big night comes, and what does Trump do? Right before the debate, he holds a presser with all the pussies Bill Clinton raped, and the one whose rapist Hillary got acquitted. Ole Bill squirmed when surrounded by these particular pussies during the debate.

As far as the debate, only a few dimwitted Dems and Clinton News Network believe Clinton won. She didn’t. Trump won because he isn’t a pussy.

There is a reason that Trump has thousands of people come to see him while Clinton can’t fill up a high school gymnasium: Most Americans are sick and tired of the pussification of America.

Tonight I’ll be going to see Trump cuz I’m jes an ignorant, racist, islamophobe, homophobic bigot who dun’t deserve to have a friend or be redeemed by Our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ. Yeah, I got one word for that: Meow.

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