Scent of a Cat Woman

10 May

Last week I stayed at a hotel chain that I’ll refrain from mentioning due to their ineptitude. To be fair, perhaps I had that I-heart-cats look in my eyes because that’s where they stuck me; in a room permeating the nauseating odor of cat urine. I was far too tired to switch rooms, but when they asked for a review a few days later, I flat out told them that they should ask folks if they have a cat because the only people immune to this particular smell are crazy cat ladies; aka hoarders and women’s rights marchers.

Yesterday I got reminded of that favorite eau de Lib scent as I read this glorified interview of the castrated Brad Pitt. Ever notice how Hollywood shuns the alpha male these days? America can’t be allowed a true alpha male as a lead actor because that would disrupt the progressive/crazy cat lady agenda. So here I am, lookin at this angst-ridden, pink skinny-jean-wearin, funky-tea drinkin, mamby –pamby beta male who has succumbed to the Progressive cult –not unlike the other beta lead in Hollywood; the fruit-loopy, couch-jumping, Scientology-cult poster boy, Tom Cruise — and I’m thinkin Clint Eastwood nailed it when he said there is a pussification of America.

The irony of the Cult of the Crazy Cat Ladies is that their impetus to control everyone/thing via government is the cause for their own loss of control, or their own freedoms if you will. Then again; the crazy cat lady must subconsciously know that the govt. is the easiest to defraud…

The other day I received an e-mail that perfectly illustrates this. Oh, and it’s all factual; I actually know some women who do some of these things and more! Here’s the e-mail:  

For a guy and his girlfriend with two kids all you have to do is follow these proven steps:
 
1. Don’t marry her!

2. Always use your mom’s address to get your mail.
3. The guy buys a house.
4. The guy rents out house to his girlfriend with his 2 kids.
5. Section 8 will pay $900 a month for a 3 bedroom home.
6. Girlfriend signs up for Obamacare so guy doesn’t have to pay for family insurance.
7. Girlfriend gets to go to college for free being a single mother
8. Girlfriend gets $600 a month for food stamps.
9. Girlfriend gets a free cell phone.

10. Girlfriend gets free utilities.
11. Guy moves into home, but continues to use moms address for his mail
12. Girlfriend claims one kid and guy claims the other kid on their tax forms. Now both get to claim head of household at $1800 credit.
13. Girlfriend gets $1,800 a month disability for being “crazy” or having a “bad back” and never has to work again.

 

This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed now by millions of people.

 

A married couple with a stay at home mom yields $0 dollars.
 
An unmarried couple with stay at home mom nets $21,600 disability + $10,800 free housing + $6,000 free Obamacare + $6,000 free food + $4,800 free utilities + $6,000 Pell grant money to spend + $12,000 a year in college tuition free from Pell grant + $8,800 tax benefit for being a single mother = $75,000 a year in benefits!
 
Any idea why the country is $19 trillion plus in debt and half the population is sitting on their butt letting the other half pay their way??? 

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Sounds like winner winner chicken dinner, right? In this example, the crazy cat lady has allowed the govt. to crawl into her vagina, deliver her babies, and raise them from birth. The problem with Uncle Sam being every crazy cat lady’s baby daddy is that we become a nation of crazy cat ladies and beta dogs that heel to Uncle Sam. Oh, wait……………….it’s already happening.

 

If you don’t believe me, look across the pond. The frou-frou Frenchies just sealed their fate. Do you think an alpha Muslim from the desert is going to heel to that French poodle? Hmmmm….an insipid nursery rhyme just popped into my head: London Bridge is falling down……. my fair lady. SSDC (same shit different city)

 

 

 

Just happened to get a pic of the fair lady before a pro-immigration march:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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