See ya in the funny papers

6 Feb

Before bed I like to do some reading on the web. Imagine my surprise when I read that Atlanta was ahead and New England was predicted to have only a 1% chance of winning. I was surprised because there were 5 or so minutes left in the 4th quarter, and everyone with a lick of sense knows that 5 football minutes equals 50 real-life minutes, so it’s an eternity in which anything can happen. Duh. Just another reason why I don’t care to watch sports…

As I was web surfing, over at NBC they had an article claiming the Super Bowl was all about politics. Apparently, pastimes are a thing of the past. It’s all about what America (i.e. the Trump protestors) want, and by gosh, we’re gonna give it to the rest of you in the most subtle of messages because then you’ll magically, deliciously agree with our insanity. Then New England pulled a Trump, and NBC had to revamp their linked article….it’s actually a funnier version than last night.

Today, strangely (or maybe not) no one else seemed to agree with NBC that the game was political. Perhaps the subtlety of the message was just too subtle. Then again, conservatives are so accustomed to having little digs taken at them in movies, television, talk shows, news, &c. that we have compassion fatigue. That’s the fatigue you get when you fake laugh at a joke that isn’t funny, or you humor a pseudo-intellect with no common sense who blathers on about the biology of gender fluidity.

Speaking of politics (or a lack of common sense), I keep getting these letters from Senator Cruz. They say, “Kelly, do you want us to do whatever it takes to fight the Democrats?” Then I push the Yes button, and am taken to a donation site. Now I love Cruz (nasally twang and all) but what fresh hell is this? Is he not aware that the members of Congress are some of the highest paid Americans? I thought we were already paying them to fight for our best interests. Now they need more? I like to daydream the outcome of a donation from me….

Closing my eyes, I envision a black and white NY gangster movie; your classic film noir gumshoe genre. Cruz comes up to Schumer, and in a NY accent says, “Now look here, Chuckie; you’re gonna take this fin, you’re gonna sit down, and you’re gonna shut your pie hole. Ms. Bells wants that you do these things for her, see?” And with hands up and big, wide eyes, Schumer says, “Easy, easy, Teddy! My boys and I have no issues with Ms. Bells!” With a big grin, Cruz replies, “That’s right, Chuckie; I’ll see ya in the funny papers”!

That’s how the D.C. drama plays out in my head. In truth, the place is far more dramatic than that, which is why Trump fits right in. It is also why he is beating them at their own game; he’s better at it. Currently, I look forward to this travel ban going to the SCOTUS. If it is found to be unconstitutional, it is going to hurt the Dems far more than the Reps……………and that is going to be the funniest thing of all.


Scuse me while I kiss the sky

26 Jan

With each initiative that Trump makes — and he is the president of daily initiatives (high energy) — liberal mouths begin to froth, and their snarls become rabid barks. If you don’t believe me, go to the FB for a really good laugh.





Up to this point, I have no problems with any of Trump’s initiatives. Quite frankly, I think they’re beautiful. So yeah, I’m gloating in the well-earned state of bliss that comes from suffering for eight + years.







At least the liberal beta males – easily outed by their comments — can take heart in knowing that they still have this:


And the devout members of the Pussyhat Club for WomenTM can take heart in knowing that they still have this:

Meanwhile, conservatives will continue to relish in the fact that it is only Week One of Trump’s presidency. J

Schooling Fish

15 Jan

Have you ever noticed how frenzied fish become when you’re feeding them? I like to feed the lone fish on the outskirts. He always says to me, “Allo, luv. ‘Ave a butcher’s at me chinas; lost their marbles, they ‘ave. Cor blimey! Would you Adam and Eve it?”

Yes, I believe it. The frenzied fish remind me of how liberals behave (sans the Cockney accent) around Trump (the bread). The lone fish are the people standing back, and wondering what the hell has happened to the gray matter trapped between the ears of the friends they once thought they knew.

Yesterday, I got to see a lot of famous movie stars try to sing a popular song in reaction to Trump becoming president. It will be gratifying when real singers, who can actually sing, parody these overpaid snowflakes. It will also be a bigger hit. Why? The people have spoken, and it’s driving the schooled fish into a frantic, frenetic freak-out. Seriously, can they get any nuttier?

The other day I was on the FB and this libertarian friend wrote a post about her politics. She said she has some lefty views as well as some views from the right. One thing she noticed, she explained, is that the people on the left resort to name-calling and really cruel, mean comments when her beliefs don’t coincide with theirs. She said she didn’t get that rabid behavior from people on the right. She noted that this was just her observation, but would appreciate more civility.

For myself, I rarely post anything political because I believe what I commented to the abovementioned friend: Politics is like underwear: You can’t change other people’s.

While I know deep down, I could hurt the already butthurt majority of my lib friends (both mentally and physically) I resist the urge, and keep walking on sunshine. Why waste energy? Not to say that I won’t throw in a little barb now and again, but I typically try to make it funny. I’ve also added the emojis because I know that libs don’t understand most jokes. J See? Isn’t that nice? Precious.

The beautiful thing about a positive attitude is it comes back to you. That’s not to say that a troll won’t try to rain on your Trump parade. Thankfully, my sister showed me the FB delete button, and my girlfriend introduced me to the FB acquaintance button. How wonderful! Why post a cute puppy pic only to have a troll tell you that Trump is a Russian spy? Or Trump’s Hitler……or Trump caused the deficit….or

Of course, there is the problem of me forgetting where to find these helpful buttons in the future. Technology learned in my mind is like a Snapchat conversation; it’s there, then it’s gone. (As a side note, I believe Podesta regrets not using that app)

The most difficult concept for liberals to accept is reality. In futility, the Dems can raise a ruckus or sit on the floor, the stars can make speeches or destroy really good songs; but in five days; Donald J Trump is going to become the POTUS, and the sheltered school of little rainbow goldfish will have to come to terms with that reality.



More Meme Fun

18 Dec

Maybe I’m just a delusional blonde, but I feel a new, jovial, Christmas-y air in America; an optimism that has taken hold as a weight is being lifted. This momentum will not be stopped by a bunch of eggheads. I’m referencing the “Hillary or Canada” looney birds. They were stopped at the border……..

….. and have revamped their shenanigans.

They’ve moved from Plan A to Plan B (or is it Plan C at this point?) and are now threatening the electors. The Democrats’ monkey business is just outright funny to me. The party has become a parody of itself, and I can’t find it inside of myself to take them seriously. Will the electors switch their votes because of alleged Russian hacking? Nope. Will they switch their vote to get off of Clinton’s hit list? Maybe a few. What these ding-dong-dummy Democrats have done is exactly what Harry Reid did in the Senate: Cut off the nose to spite the face.

They lost. They’re fired. They can take comfort in knowing that states will be helping ease their pain:

With every position that Trump fills, another liberal head explodes. We are about to experience a country run as a corporation. This should be interesting. I believe it’s definitely promising. An egotistical capitalist will prove more beneficial than an egotistical socialist, or a screeching liberal liar. The electricity that you feel in the air is the contagion of everyone with common sense knowing this.

For the paranoid conservatives who think the worse (that Hillary will be our next president); I give you this funny, but true, meme:

Won’t it be great when people have jobs?

Won’t it be great when law and order will prevail?

Are ya starting to get that warm, Christmas-y, peace-on-Earth-good-will-toward-men type of feeling? Me, too! Here’s a selfie:

And here’s one minute of inspiration from our PEOTUS:

Merry Christmas! Happy New Year! And May the Force be with You!

Good to Know…..

15 Dec


When David Icke Starts Making Sense

30 Nov

For a while now I’ve been closely following the “fake news” story, Pizzagate. If you have not heard of this ritualistic pedophile ring, I urge you to read this . It is a lengthy, but unbiased chronological compilation of the many facets of Pizzagate. What is the most disturbing about this scandal is the silence; except from the usual suspects. The left doth protest too much, methinks…..

First out of the box was the NY Times. Try to contain your shock. It came out with this piece which is actually titled, “Fake News Onslaught Targets Pizzeria as Nest of Child-Trafficking”. In this article, Comet Ping Pong and its owner, James Alefantis, come out smelling like a rose. Alefantis plays the victim card as he says he received death threats on social media, and is being targeted by disgruntled Trump voters because he has famous Democrat friends. He and the writer conclude that he is merely a victim of “fake news”.

In the article, a performer from Heavy Breathing, one of the regular bands to perform at the pizzeria, was interviewed, and made this ironic comment: We are at a dangerous place in American culture where a good percentage of people aren’t distinguishing what is a real news source based on real reporting and fact-checking and only reinforcing pre-existing ideas they have,” Ms. Kleinman said.

Hmmmm…..Is that why FB and Twitter want to limit “fake news” and ban free speech or conservatives? Is this why the people reading the “real news” er, NY Times, were dumbfounded when Trump won? Naturally, the author didn’t ask Kleinman about her strange (as in wtf strange) youtube video or ask Alefantis any pertinent questions…… like why did he delete his creepy Instagram posts?

On the other hand, a journalist who has been scouring the Wikileaks Podesta e-mails and following all the leads, had a far more convincing rebuttal of the NY Times piece.

The next usual suspect was the Washington Post. Surprise!! Their article was titled, “Russian propaganda effort helped spread ‘fake news’ during election, experts say” Essentially, WaPo based the majority of their “Russian propaganda” evidence on an unknown group called ProporNot. This reader could not find anything that backed their claims. Also, I found it extremely careless of them to infer that wikileaks had been hacked by the Russians.

A great debunking of the Washington Post article can be read here. Actually, the best rebuttal came from the article itself when the author was interviewing Russian Times: “It is the height of irony that an article about “fake news” is built on false, unsubstantiated claims. – Ann Belkina (RT head of communications).

The left would be remiss to not include Snopes. You know they had to chime in. Skimming through their article, I noticed that one pic was debunked…………. by a Trump supporter, nonetheless; not Snopes! Maybe conservatives are more accustomed to fact checking. Following Snopes was NPR. They used the same “victim of fake news” story.

It’s this sort of knee-jerk reaction from the left that keeps me mindful of this story, as much as the evidence that cannot be debunked by them. In order to silence reason, the moniker “fake news” is used to silence any debate or discussion. The MSM leads the fake news propaganda, which is then parroted by a majority of social media minions. So who’s the fascist, again?

Why is it that the general public, as well as freelance journalists, are the only folks going through the wikileaks e-mails? If the Clintons are involved in a child sex-trafficking ring, why hasn’t the FBI initiated an investigation? Clearly the FBI doesn’t prosecute certain people. If there is nothing to hide, why deem it fake and not explain it?

Is it too unimaginable or grotesque to believe that our leaders are involved in something so perverse and sinister? Is the feeling that we-are-Americans-and-this-would-never-happen-here blinding us? If you’ve ever read or listened to David Icke, your first impression may be, “wow; this guy dropped too much LSD in the 60’s.” Then you start watchin some Marina Abramovic videos, and you’re thinkin, “if that shit’s art or cookin, I’m the Queen of England”. Maybe we don’t want to believe in evil, but it definitely exists. Pedophilia has existed since the beginning of time. The wealthy just have an easier time getting away with it.

Is Pizzagate just a string of coincidences? Ask yourself this: How many people who you know or worked with died suspiciously? How many of your friends were arrested for attempted kidnapping of children in a foreign country? How many of your friends were arrested or investigated for pedophilia?

The reality is that it’s wrong no matter one’s station in life. The MSM may call Pizzagate a witch hunt, but quite frankly, I hope the folks investigating will keep the pressure on.





Giving Thanks

23 Nov

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving. Off the top of my head, these are some of the things I am thankful for:

My family.

We’ll have a capitalist not communist president.

I have more peace of mind in starting a small business.

My health, and likely future healthcare savings.

Our investments.

Sadly, my liberal friends see only the next gloom-and-doom image du jour; incidentally, brought to them by the same gloom-and-doom networks which projected a Hillary landslide. They cannot grasp that disconnect because zombies cannot think for themselves. The zombies can only think of fresh meat; that meat being a free-thinking brain.

A perfect illustration of that comes from the Broadway musical, Hamilton. Pence shows up, and the zombies show their asses. To make matters worse, the zombies on stage (who didn’t vote) show their asses. Mike, on the other hand, showed his humanity.

I am thankful I am not a zombie.

In China, free speech ain’t so free. Zuckerberg agreed to toe the line for the Chinese govt., so he could make a buck over there. The guy has no problem with his site being an echo-geared chamber.

Gab is a new social media site; only Jack from Twitter or Mark from FB won’t ban you for calling Hillary a Depends-wearin, harpe-screechin, dirty double-crossin liar. You’re free to express your thoughts.

I am thankful for my freedom of speech.

So while the zombies keep saying that Trump is going to be challenged by electors, new Hillary votes, unprecedented urban discord, the end of civilization as we know it, %c., I can rest assured that dog don’t hunt.

Which reminds me: I am thankful for my dogs.

Hopefully, we can all come together for some turkey, or in my sister’s case, tofu (a zombie delicacy), and not fight over whether the dark meat is superior to the white meat, because that would be raaaacist.